Straight from the Mouth of Gin Price, Author of 'On Edge'

Gin Price’s debut Young Adult Mystery novel On Edge hit shelves like a bat upside the head this past February 2^nd 2016. About time too! She’s been writing for more moons than a drunken jock party, and although it has taken this book a while to get published, there are more in the works that she plans to force on the general public.

Find out more about On Edge on Amazon

Questionnaire:

Thanks for letting us interrogate you!  Can you give us a go-for-the-gut answer as to why you wanted to be an author?

Of course! Honestly, the voices in my head needed an outlet. It was either write, or playing chess with my toes in a rubber room. 

Tell us (we won’t tell promise!) is it all it’s cracked up to be?  I mean what are the perks and what are the demands?

I get to stay home in my PJs, harass my kids and animals with squirt bottles, and brush my hair once a week. My favorite thing to do is stick my head out of my office door and yell nonsensical shit at my children to keep them on the defense. 

Which route did you take – traditional or self-published – and can you give us the nitty gritty low down on what’s that like?

I’m traditionally published. It’s the holy grail for me. I wanted the validation dammit. Get off! I gotta tell you, I have SPd a novel or four and I felt neglected, like the planet. There was no one but me to put time into my book and my friend pool needs a pity feed. Being traditionally published is awesome. It’s an entire book publisher and all their resources saying…we think you’re so good you’re going to make us money. Right on let’s do this shit. 

Tell us for real what your family feels about you spending so much time getting your book written, polished, edited, formatted, published, what have you?

To my face, they’re all for it. I guess I won’t know until my kids throw darts at my picture in the depths of their closets whether or not they really mean it. Others don’t get it at times. I have to always remind people that what I do is a business. It is work. I’m not at home relaxing. I’m at home going flippin’ bonkers and cage crazy. 

This is for pet lovers.  If you don’t own a pet, skip this question, but do your pets actually get their food on time or do they have to wait until you type just one more word?

I have mostly reptiles. I do have a cat right now, and if you try that shit with him, you’ll rue the day. He can open my office door. If I feed him, I save time in playing the open and shut game. 

This is for plant lovers.  If you don’t own a plant, skip this question, but if you do, are they actually still alive?

Depends on the day. I’m trying to revive a couple right now that apparently NO ONE ELSE IN THE HOUSE can be bothered to frappin’ water. 

In writing your book, how did you deal with the phone ringing, your family needing dinner or your boss calling you saying you’re late?

I try to plan ahead for dinner for my SO and kids. If I fail epicly, we live around a lot of food and Dave has a working automobile. I usually kindly suggest he make use of it. LOL He’s pretty good about that. 

What was the craziest or insane thing that happened to you in the book publishing process?

I’ve had two agents already. I fought to get the first one, and honestly, I wasn’t ready and she didn’t have enough time for how much guidance I needed. So the day we decided to split, I queried five agents just to feel like I was doing something. The next day I had a request for a full manuscript and the day after that I had another offer of representation. That was wicked. 

How about the social networks?  Which ones do you believe help and which ones do you wish you could avoid?

If I had my way, I’d avoid all of them. They are incestuous at this point. I think they only really helped people who were in the business when they first got started. The rest of us are on a constant catch-up. Not only that…I hate when all I get on Twitter and FB is people who like or friend me in order to promote their book/s. It drives me nuts. You know what makes me buy books? Clever people. If they can write a twitter post that makes me laugh, I’m probably gonna buy their book. 

Book sales.  Don’t you just love them (or lack of?)?  How are you making the sales happen for you?

I do interviews for blogs. J Haha. I suck at selling myself. I have to get good at it, but I hope my book sells itself for the most part. I want to spend my time writing, not writing about what I’m writing and tweeting about what I’m writing or FBing what I should be writing. Oi. Drives me to the freak sheets. 

What is one thing you’d like to jump on the rooftop and scream about?

PARKOUR IS A VIABLE THEME IN A BOOK!!!! And so is graffiti! 

Okay, too much sugar for you today!  Here’s a nice cup of Chamomile tea and come on over and sit under the cabana and watch the waves roll in.  Now…can you tell us what you love about being a published author and how all those things above doesn’t matter because it’s all part of the whole scheme of things and you wouldn’t have it any other way?

Um yeah. What you said. I love it all, even the tough parts.

Straight from the Mouth of 'The Accidental Art Thief' Joan Schweighardt

Name: Joan Schweighardt

Book Title: The Accidental Art Thief

Find The Accidental Thief on Amazon.

Questionnaire:

Thanks for letting us interrogate you!  Can you give us a go-for-the-gut answer as to why you wanted to be an author?

I enjoy imagining how things might go more than I do thinking about how things did go. “Did go” has one component, the truth. “Might go” is a blank slate, a tabula rasa. Irresistible! 

Tell us (we won’t tell promise!) is it all it’s cracked up to be?  I mean what are the perks and what are the demands?

If you are looking to make a fortune as a novelist, your chances are pretty slim. I don’t know the stats, but I do know that unless you have a big publisher willing to throw a lot of money behind your book, you will be lucky to sell 1000 copies. I may be jaded from having worked both sides of the fence, as a publisher myself some years back, as a writer, and even as an agent. But if you like writing, then the fun perk can be yours. And if you write something meaningful and it touches one reader’s heart or changes one closed-minded bigoted person’s opinion, well there’s that too.

Which route did you take – traditional or self-published – and can you give us the nitty gritty low down on what’s that like?

I felt safer going traditional, with a small publisher who opened her door to me. Since I work for a living, I really didn’t have the time or inclination to get involved with self publishing.

Tell us for real what your family feels about you spending so much time getting your book written, polished, edited, formatted, published, what have you?

My sons are both grown, so the only one who has to endure my writing habit is my husband. I read chapters to him as I write them and force him to give me feedback. His suggestions are really good and he seems to honestly like my work, but who wants to hear the same chapter two or three times just because some slight changes have been made? This is what he is subjected to. In return, I spend hours looking at his photos with him on his computer. I love his photos, but I don’t love it when he decides he must crop the edges or adjust the exposure while I’m sitting there waiting to see what’s coming next.

Do your pets actually get their food on time or do they have to wait until you type just one more word?

My dog Roy will come to my desk and use his head to jolt my arm away from the keyboard until I get up and feed him or let him out. In addition to succumbing to Roy’s needs, I run down the street every weekday at 12:45 to let my friend’s dog out to pee—because she works 9 to 5 in town and would have to give up lunch to take care of this matter herself. I live in fear of getting so wrapped up in what I am doing that I will forget about him. That has never happened with her dog, but years ago, I forgot to check in on my neighbors’ kids because I was busy writing, and once, when my younger son was three or four, I forgot to pick him up from a play date (!!!!) because I was having one of those zingy writing days where every word falls into place: euphoria … until the other mother called to ask when I planned to come by and get my kid.

Are your plants actually still alive?

Barely alive, but, alas, it has nothing to do with my writing.

In writing your book, how did you deal with the phone ringing, your family needing dinner or your boss calling you saying you’re late?

When I’m writing well I ignore the phone, unless the caller ID says that it is my husband or one of my sons. As for my job, I am my own boss, so I only have myself to answer to. I’m an early morning person, so by dinner time I’m done, whether I’m writing for a client or working on my own projects.

How about the social networks?  Which ones do you believe help and which ones do you wish you could avoid?

I wish I could avoid all of them. I always feel like I’m shouting into a room where everyone else is shouting too when I use social media. How can we hear one another? But it’s the way of the world, so I try.

Book sales.  Don’t you just love them (or lack of?)?  How are you making the sales happen for you?

Doing giveaways with sites for book clubs and general readers is a good way to start.

What is one thing you’d like to jump on the rooftop and scream about?

I want to scream at all the book reviewers who will only review a book that is immensely popular and already has hundreds of reviews!

Okay, too much sugar for you today!  Here’s a nice cup of Chamomile tea and come on over and sit under the cabana and watch the waves roll in.  Now…can you tell us what you love about being a published author and how all those things above doesn’t matter because it’s all part of the whole scheme of things and you wouldn’t have it any other way?

I love the process. It suits me. When I was younger, I loved everything creative. If I had been coordinated and had long legs, I might have wanted to dance. If I could sing, I would have become Gracie Slick. But I’m not coordinated and I can’t sing. I can write, however. So that’s what I do.